all you ever do is hurt me

feng-huang:

elisaur:

guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS BIGGER THAN IT TOO OMG I CANT CLOSE MY LEGS. SEND HELP.

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ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I WONT LEAK NOW RIGHT?

#we’re way too comfortable with each other on this site

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coyocoyo:

The Bully

This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.

ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh

(via del0ra)

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zodiacs

transfolk:

aquarius- 100% greatest. pisces tries 2 hard

pisces- VERY nice. probably the best

aries- good for ramming into things i suppose

taurus- ok i guess

gemini- no

cancer- extra bad

leo- nice

virgo- bad

libra- sometimes they ok but tbh dont waste ur time….

scorpio- ok

sagittarius- evil

capricorn- worst

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momunofu:

instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”

you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan

(via vickvicka)

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mariowiki:

capturing-goddess:

ANIME/MANGA PURGE

I got this from a friend who was reading majority of the Elsword forums.

BEWARE ANIME AND MANGA FANS. JAPAN IS PLANNING TO SHUT DOWN MAJOR ANIME/MANGA WEBSITES THAT YOU EITHER WATCH OR DOWNLOAD~!

Japanese Government Enforcing Anti-Piracy Law on Anime and Manga
Image List: [x]
Original Source: [x]

I’m so glad anime is now fucking illegal

(via kingofgay)

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godtechturninheads:

prouvaireish:

ready for that southern family reunion

bless your soul 

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
—anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via lastisle)

(Source: prettyboystyles, via kanrachann)

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princeowl:

psa i call everyone ‘man’ ‘bro’ ‘bruh’ and stuff like that because im an 80s surfer dude from california at heart 

BUT if you’d rather me not call you those things OR if i call you those things and you’re uncomfortable with it please tell me and i promise i won’t call you that and i’ll apologize if i’ve already called you it 

80s surfer dude lingo is rad but not when it hurts other people 

(via megidomontoya)

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madambitchtits:

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

thecelerystalksatmidnight

(via rebelfreakat221b)

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damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

(Source: fivetail, via turntechofgodhead)

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"you want me to fuck you?"
“I want you to wash my back”

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Parents: Are you taking selfies?
Me: No it's Snapchat
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Dylan O’Brien as Thomas in the new Maze Runner trailer*

(Source: maliatale, via camelotstardis)

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